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azalea-in-time:

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

tamaratesla:

tamaratesla:

STEPHANIE INVITED ROBBIE TO ZIGGY’S BIRTHDAY PARTY AND HE WAS JUST SO HAPPY AND EXCITED TO GO HE’S NOT EVEN MAKING ANY EVIL PLANS THIS TIME LOOK HE GOT ALL DRESSED UP AND BROUGHT HIS OWN LITTLE PARTY HAT AND HE’S SO NERVOUS ABOUT IT OH MY GOD ROBBIE

i’m really glad tumblr seems to agree with me that this is the most adorable thing to ever happen in the history of ever

(Source: billybuckaroo)

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quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

As a society, we’ve gotten so screwed up in objectifying women’s bodies that we have completely forgotten about biology.

(Source: denicedenice)

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potentialtomorrows:

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I learned this while watching Drunk History! I was shocked I had never hear of her before.

Not even on tumblr!

I’ve seen this on Drunk History too!! Drunk History on comedy central: a better source for American history than the education system.

HERE’s a 3 minute skit from Drunk History, the facts are pretty spot on & is well told.

apocalypticgal:

I finally wrote something, and that something is accidental marriage proposal fluff.

Spending the week in a house with an infant had been enlightening. Cas learned a lot about newborns, but more importantly, he’d learned that Dean had the hilarious tendency to forget about baby monitors.

Cas would never forget the look of delight on Sam’s face the first time it happened. Deanna had been sleeping and gurgling happily in her crib as the four of them talked, and Dean had excused himself to use the restroom, but instead he’d crept into the nursery and chatted with his niece.

“Hey little darling” came across the monitor, interrupting Jess’s story as they all stopped to listen. “You’re named after me, you know? Also your great-grandma, but mostly me. That explains your good looks,” Dean joked.

Dean had continued complimenting both of them before saying goodbye.

“No one say anything,” Sam hurried to say. “Maybe he’ll do it again.”

Thus began the funniest vacation Cas had ever had. Dean made ridiculous noises, sang classic rock songs, shared his dreams - literal and figurative - and complimented himself a lot more. He was smitten with his niece, and Sam, Jess, and Cas couldn’t have enjoyed it any more.

One the last day of their visit, Cas woke before Dean and went downstairs. Jess asked him to man the baby monitor while she took a quick shower, and Cas was doing so, luxuriating in his cup of tea, when Dean entered the nursery.

“Look at you, little darling. How long have you been awake? Yeah?” Deanna cooed, and Dean carried on the conversation for both of them. “You’re excited for your Uncle Dean, huh? Today’s the big day. I’m going to ask Cas to marry me.”

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